Emma Griffin Writes
Emma Griffin Writes
Freelance Copywriter & Content Strategy Consultant
 

You should know, I’m allergic to yawn-worthy templates and shoot-me-in-the-head-boring website copy.

 

And I know you are too. You didn’t quit your old job to spend more time doing what everyone else does, did you?

It’s time to take your corporate hat off, sing Dolly Parton’s 9 to 5 at the top of your lungs and shout about your business in a way that leads your soul clients to you.

 
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Controversial opinion: It doesn’t matter what your competitors are bringing to the table.

Not if your copy’s shit hot and makes people feel seen.

Same services. Same skills. Same experience. So what?

I said what I said. If you’re a personal brand, then YOU are the thing that sets you apart from the competition.

No one’s serving up your packages the way you do. No one else is bringing your unique combination of life experiences, tried-and-tested formulas and weird little quirks to the table. 

But people won’t know that if you can’t tell ‘em

My guess is you’re here right now because you’re struggling to do that?

People aren’t enquiring much and, if they do, they’re often the wrong fit.

You’re feeling underconfident because your brand feels more like an old pair of shoes that give you blisters than a fancy dress that gives you BDE (Big Dick Energy).

Or maybe you want to reinvent your brand and rise from the flames with renewed Boss Bitch vibes that match your new business direction?

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Emma’s ability to translate the soul of your business into words is remarkable. If you’re looking for support conveying your USP and reaching new clients via your website copy, Emma Griffin is without question your girl.
— Sarah Stirling, Coach at A Change of Tack

Well, you’re in the right place. Because that shit’s my super power. 

I’m an INFJ (where my Myers Briggs fans at?), introverted Enneagram 4 and I pick up on peoples’ energy constantly (yes, parties are exhausting after more than a few hours).

I used to think my sensitivity and empathy were a limitation. But now, after many years desperately holding in tears when I see yet another advert about sad donkeys/dogs/cats[insert any animal here] in a public place, I can see that actually, it’s what makes me so fucking good at my job.

My empathy means I not only see exactly what it is about your story that you need to weave into a magical patchwork of words. But also exactly what it is your customers need to hear from you to get them to buy. 

Oh, and I’ve got a decade of experience working with well-known brands you’ve probably bought something from. That’s right. Maybe I already used my copy skillz to create an *adds to basket* moment for you. Sneaky, huh?

We’re about to become best business buds if…

You’ve built an incredible business and now you need copy that reflects just how far you’ve come.

You’re not put off by a little swear here or there, and you love a smutty dick joke.

You pour your heart and soul into your business, but you also have steadfast work boundaries (or want to have them!)

You can go your own way if…

You only want to talk about 10k months and 6-7 figure years in your messaging. You do you, but I’m not the copywriter for you.

You think rest is a dirty word (we don’t hustle round here)

You want me to reply to an email at 9pm (see above).

 

Ready for words that actually work?

 

Steal My Signature 6-Step About Page Structure

AKA, the fast track to talking about yourself with ease & attracting like-minded clients you’ll love to work with. Tried + tested on everyone from multi-million e-comm brands to companies of one.

 
     
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    The Coffee Break

    When I’m not busy writing copy for everyone else, I occasionally find time to blog on here! Grab a cup of coffee and have a read.